Last week I opened two
pharmacy boxes noting that it was unlikely I’d get to tear into any new cards
before Christmas. Well, I stopped in Walmart to pick up a few stocking stuffers,
and lo and behold they had a couple boxes of Topps Holiday. I grabbed both: one for stocking
stuffers and one as an early gift to myself.
Reader, you’ve no doubt seen the
design already. I can’t express how much more I like this year’s design to
previous versions, which never coaxed me into purchase.
I’ve heard the design described as
tacky. Sure, in the same way that ugly Christmas sweaters are tacky. Whether or
not they appeal to your sensibilities, there is certainly a market. I am
unashamed to say, I am that market.
Having already resigned myself to a
relic “hit,” I was hoping for one of the many fun short prints in the set.[Odds: SPs 1:7 packs, Rare 1:20, Super
Rare: 1:161] So how’d I do?
Pack 1: Vladimir Guererro Jr. (rookie)
Alright, not a bad start. Nabbing one
of the Big 4 rooks in pack one had me feeling nice and festive.
Also: Austin Meadows, Noah
Syndergaard, C.C. Sabathia, Griffin Canning (R), Derek Dietrich, Charlie
Blackmon, Stephen Strasburg, Tim Beckham, and Corbin Martin (R).
Pack 2: Nolan Arenado (metallic
snowflake)
The metallic snowflakes are fine.
Arenado is a fine subject. He’s not one of my player collections (yet) but
could be. I do seem to pull his cards often.
Also: Anthony Rizzo, Nate Lowe (R),
Kirby Yates, Yasmani Grandal, Max Scherzer, Josh Donaldson, Hunter Renfroe,
Trevor Bauer, and Xander Bogaerts.
Pack 3: Aaron Judge
Not a particularly strong pack. Judge,
I suppose, is the highlight.
Also: Khris Davis, Jon Duplantier,
Thairo Estrada (R), Freddie Freeman, Nicky Lopez, Evan Longoria Zack Grienke,
Josh Hader, Charlie Morton, and Jorge Soler.
Pack 4: Joc Pederson (relic)
There it is: the blaster’s hit. As
expected, it’s a relic. As expected, it’s a player without a lot of appeal (to
me). He did have a heck of a HR Derby though – going toe-to-toe with Guerrero –
and slugging 68 home runs in a losing effort.
Also: Miguel Sano, Corey Seager, Ryan
Pressly, Matt Chapman, DJ LeMahieu, Blake Snell, and Luis Arraez (R).
Pack 5: Felipe Vazquez (metallic
snowflake)
Well that’s a real lump of coal.
Vazquez’ inclusion in the set is… unfortunate. The Pirates’ All-Star hurler is
facing multiple charges stemming from allegations of statutory sexual assault
and other crimes.
Also: Tyler O'Neill, Justin Smoak,
Shohei Ohtani, Giancarlo Stanton, Brendan Rogers (R), Max Kepler, Max Muncy,
Masahiro Tanaka, and Wilson Contreras.
Pack 6: Fernando Tatis Jr. (short
print – rookie)
There we go. Notice the garland on the
fence in the background. It’s a short print. Tatis Jr. is a very worthy
subject. Alright, hit of the break (so far).
Also: Ryne Harper (R), Aaron Nola,
Javier Baez, Patrick Corbin, J.D. Hammer (R), Alex Verdugo, David Peralta, Josh
Bell, and Jorge Alfaro.
Pack 7: Kevin Cron (metallic snowflake
– rookie)
Meh. He does come from baseball stock
though: his father, Chris Cron, played for the Angels and White Sox. His
brother, C.J. Cron, has played for the Angels, Rays, and Twins. He’s a free
agent. The Crons are cousins to former catcher Chad Moeller.
Also: Lorenzo Cain, Taylor Clarke (R),
Jeff McNeil (R), Yoan Moncada, Scott Kingery, Joc Perderson, Dee Gordon, Mookie
Betts, and Pedro Avila.
Pack 8: Francisco Mejia (metallic
snowflake)
A former top prospect and presumptive
part of the San Diego Padres future, Mejia just turned 24. He has a cannon for
an arm. Could be a good one.
Also: Albert Pujols, Hyun-Jin Ryu,
J.T. Realmuto, Luis Castillo, Tommy LaStella, Alex Bregman, Byron Buxton, Nick
Anderson, and Eddie Rosario.
Pack 9: Eloy Jimenez (rookie)
Alright three rookies down (with all
due to respect to the Senzels and Hiuras of the world) and one to go. 31 home
runs as a 22 year old; that’s pretty good. It’s not Pete Alonso good, but good.
Speaking of Alonso… on to the last pack.
Also: Clint Frazier, Jake Odorizzi,
Mike Yastrzemski (R), Justin Verlander, Manny Machado, Dallas Keuchel, Kyle
Schwarber, Aroldis Chapman, and Pablo Sandoval.
Pack 10: George Springer (metallic
snowflake)
(Imagine The Price is Right overbid
sound effect). Three rookies but no Alonso. Darn. As a Yankees fan, I have a
few strong feelings about the Astros these days. Of that lot, Springer is one
of the more likeable heels.
Also: Harold Ramirez, Mitch Haniger,
Hunter Dozier, Yasiel Puig, Bryan Reynolds (R), Michael Chavis (R), Paul
Goldschmidt, Nick Senzel (R), and Hunter Pence.
And that’s that. I’m feeling the
Christmas spirit. Bring it on (and with it, more cards).